algonquin monster

the penis

His Algonquin Monster was heading for her glorious caverns

by Shawn March 13, 2003

Algonquin Roundtable

A phenomenon that occurs in restaurants, most frequently at midmorning on a Sunday. A typical Algonquin Roundtable will consist of at least 3 elderly couples, preferably 5 or more. They will be seated as follows: all men on one side of the table, all women on the other side, each person facing his or her spouse. They will have all just come from church services, and will be dressed in their (often very loud) Sunday best. In addition, one of them, almost always a man, will be speaking so loudly and authoritatively that he dominates all conversation, not only at the table, but in the entire room.

We had to wait awhile for a table at IHOP because an Algonquin Roundtable was in progress.

by uwg April 26, 2008

Algonquin Tampon

While out in nature when a woman is having her period and is out of tampons, she than finds the most SPONGE like pinecone and proceeds to use it as a Tampon.

Mary: Her Courtney do you have an extra tampon?
Courtney: NO, i'm not on the rag this week, but why dont you just rock the "Algonquin Tampon?"
Mary: Oh! Silly me, I can't believe I forgot about the Algonquin Tampon haha! I normally look forward to them when I go camping!

by ChocolateEmu September 11, 2010

Algonquin Roundtable

A ritual resembling a common circle jerk. However it becomes an Algonquin Roundtable when you jerk off the person to your left, and the initiator of the roundtable wears a ceremonial headdress

"I've been appointed chief at the Algonquin Roundtable, better clean my headdress."

by cuntgrinder October 10, 2016

Algonquin mohawk

When you pull your penis out of the girls vagina just before you cum, and you cream inside her bush and then make it into a mohawk until the next time you have sex and then you cream it again to make it stay firm.

Dude i totally Algonquin Mohawked that chicks bush!

by Andy and jacob January 16, 2012

Algonquin stink bomb

After sex in Illinois the person doing an Algonquin stink bomb will rip ass

Ew porker totally let out an Algonquin stink bomb

by Algonquinsc February 10, 2023

Algonquin Slow Cooker

Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.

Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.

by Raul (comes out at night) January 12, 2012