American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.

“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”

by Cowboy_ July 23, 2021

buttery alarm

A morning blowjob

Hey babe, make sure to set a buttery alarm for the morning.

by Buters876 February 23, 2015

Aladar

the most awesome reptile to have ever existed on this planet.

Aladar in Disney's Dinosaur movie

by loungelizard February 5, 2010

Ambrose Alarm Clock

The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.

That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.

by Karl Hungus October 31, 2019

Adarsh

Adarsh is the most amazing, loving and supportive person you'll come across. A person who is selfless and will always put you first no matter what.
My point is...you meet him...never let him go

Don't worry, you're not alone if you have Adarsh as a friend

by Katherine Barnes April 17, 2020

5th Alarm Parfait

The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.

Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.

by hosestretcher101 May 24, 2016

FarmVille Alarm

A FarmVille Alarm is the mental timer inside your head which invariably causes you to drop whatever you are doing and run to your computer so that you can harvest your latest batch of crops. This reaction is completely compulsory and beyond voluntary control.

Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife.
Me: Do you hear that? It's my FarmVille alarm. Gotta find some wifi before my shit wilts!

by bennthewolfe October 2, 2009