Albi

Here is a message I sent to albi: You talk bad about yourself but I’ve never said anything bad about you in my life bc your perfect your the person who hates themself but you made me fall for you without me even meeting you you think your worthless but your worth more than the whole universe to me your constantly making me blush but you can’t see because it feels like your a whole universe away and one day I will travel through that universe to see thou but for now I guess I’ll just have to be the the weirdo who texts you. You say you’re not pretty/handsome but I die every time we video call because of how pretty/handsome you are. You don’t understand how amazing you are I start smiling every time I think about you I literally can’t think about you without getting excited ( and doing my little autistic dance) I honestly can’t wait to meet you one day. Sending that message to —— snap was the best thing I ever did.

Dam I love albi

by Idoslayeveryday May 1, 2023

Albi

A good boy

Albi is such a good boy

by anonymous January 21, 2025

Albi The Racist Dragon

A racist green dragon who lives in a marmalade forest between the make-believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage of course. He also (like all other dragons) cries tears of jellybeans. He is mentioned in "Albi" by Flight of the Conchords.

And so all the people of the village
Chased Albi the racist dragon into
A very cold very scary cave and it
Was so cold and scary in there that
Albi began to cry dragon tears,
Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!

by pizzaonastick June 1, 2010

Albi-demon

A term used by some who are under the belief that a lack of melanin is the result of a demonic entity in ones body, typically directed towards white people and those with albinism

Ynav: hey how are you?
Morek: not good, I just got called an albi-demon

by Kerulian_terms December 10, 2023

habibi albi

Arabic phrase that means 'love of my heart'.

guy: Nourah, you are my habibi albi

girl: shukran, habibti, i love you too.

by emili97 September 30, 2012

Pulsar del papa de Albi

its the motorcycle that has the worst rpm rate and it is also the motorcycle that appears in almost every crime scene

Bro the pulsar del papa de Albi apeared in the bank robbery yesterday

by mis bolas November 6, 2019

Albiotard

A type of mountain bike rider that frequents Albion "Hills" trail system near Toronto, Canada, that believes all trails should be sanitized for beginner riders and boring for experienced riders by removing obstacles or advanced features on trails making it easier to ride..

The rocks and tree stumps have been moved from the bike trail yesterday, I guess the Albiotards were busy making nature safe for everyone.

Ah man, some Albiotard took out the ramp and rocks I built up on the trail last night

by Bikin the likin August 30, 2011