Albert Wesker

In simplified terms, Wesker is a badass who wears sunglasses all the time and uses a ton of hair gel in the Resident Evil video games.

Albert Wesker's badassery is amplified by the fact he wears sunglasses at night. Because only the badassiest of the badassiest do that.

by vaati000 October 18, 2008

Lawrence Albert Connor

Gay ass pedophile who was pegged in the butt by Lanni Barbie. He loves to smear Frank Jameson as a mental defective, when Frank isn’t. Lawrence is extremely stubborn, and has been known for being rude towards his own fans.

“Dude, did you see the porno where Lawrence Albert Connor got pegged in the bum?”

by rahal July 29, 2020

Splat Albert

Tyree Sampson, the 14 year old 6 foot 5 and 380 pound kid who fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

Splat Albert fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

by R33001 May 8, 2022

Albert/flamingo

A YouTuber who plays roblox

Albert/flamingo is EPIC YO TONGO

by anonymous November 1, 2020

Albenis

The penis of a man with albinism.

Person 1: "Woah, you better put some sunscreen on your albenis before you get sunburnt!"

Person 2 (Albino): "Shut up, Carl."

by totally_not_a_stalker November 24, 2022

downton-abbey

adj: when people of great wealth believe themselves to be more important than people of relatively modest means /

derived from TV series "Downton Abbey"

Just because you've had such unreal luck in the market, there's no need to turn all downton-abbey on us.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 12, 2013

albedo kreideprinz

albedo kreideprinz from genshin
i love him
rerun when?!

"hey have u heard of albedo kreideprinz?"

by albedosgirlfriend May 1, 2021