Alaskan Blowdryer

When you shit on someones face and blow on it while eating cake.

Yo man my girl just gave me an Alaskan Blowdryer.

by FartFuckington December 18, 2018

Alaskan Blowjob

When placing Goldbond Medicated Footpowder on one's Penis and Testicles. This could also be followed by a hot shower.

We all decided to give ourselves Alaskan Blowjobs last night to celebrate our win.

by Chesterfield Mcfistacuffs October 29, 2010

Alaskan Blowjob

To put your lips and tounge in a freezer then give a freezing cold blowjob.

After hot steamy sex i decided to cool things down with an alaskan blowjob

by ddmrnt April 4, 2009

Alaskan Blowfish

When a man freezes his penis and puts it in his fish tank, where the fish suck on it until it is thawed out....and then has sex with 10 guys.

"Man im bored i think ill go to the freezer and then do the old Alaskan Blowfish."

by C- Snacks December 9, 2008

alaskan blowy

when a girl gives you a blow job and it drips in your mouth like snow.

i gave your girl and alaskan blowy last night. it dripped for a while

by tittiefucker6000 January 16, 2020

Alaskan Blowfish

To fart into one's "partner's" mouth, causing their cheeks to inflate and mildly imitate a blowfish. It can possibly be done to someone sleeping.

The First Lady LOVES to give the President an Alaskan Blowfish

by EtymaDrums June 11, 2015

Alaskan Snow Blower

While getting a blowjob the man sprinkles cocaine on the pubic hair region so his partner can snort cocaine

I gave that bitch an alaskan snow blower last night what a coke whore

by apricotalan May 13, 2010