alarmist

Someone who is always jumping to conclusions or thinking the worst. The person is generally scared of something bad happening to them.

When the economy started dropping all the alarmists in the world starting spending dump loads of money to try and fix it.

by dick_the_3rd April 29, 2009

Alaric

Positively the single most amazing, awesome, awe inspiring, god like figure anyone could ever possibly hope to meet. Any attempt to be better than "Alaric" is automatically a failure, even prior to its conception, regardless of the circumstance, field, or reason.
Alaric shares many characteristics with god, being omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent, eternal, beneficent, loving, kind and totally unfathomable by common mortals with whom he has chosen to dwell, on the slightest of whims.
Alaric is, however, far superior to god, as he is, in addition to his many other superior traits, a total babe magnet.

May also be used as an adjective

1) OMG Its ALARIC!!! *Head explodes due to over-exposure to radiance of awesomeness

2) Thats is so Alaric. That is to say TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!

by Rickles likes tickles November 10, 2009

fire alarming

Misuse of a safety mechanism, like a fire alarm, danger hotlines or report buttons on a website, to censor speech without regard to the intent of the safety mechanism.

A type of rulebombing.

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Fire alarming is a problem, because it:

(a) disrespects actual instances of dangerous events the mechanism is designed to prevent, and
(b) causes people who have to monitor uses of that safety mechanism to show skepticism to future uses of that safety mechanism, since the number of serious instances are diluted.

I posted a video critical of this girl's ideology on YouTube, but now all of her supporters are fire alarming me.

by PaleBlueYacht May 12, 2013

Alaric

I very sexy boy, who is often, if not always, more amazing than anything or anyone.

"Oh my god~ It's Alaric"
"Oh em gee! Lyk he is so hot"

by Lyddy October 5, 2008

Alarial

Used to refer to the deity worshiped by the Faith of Alarial. His followers have now spread throughout the universe and He is widely regarded as the most benevolent and kind deity. Followers of the Faith of Alarial are not required to provide any monetary compensation, only be available for nomming and/or sacrificing. Those interested in joining the Faith of Alarial need only ask around, you are sure to find a follower near you.

1. We offer this sacrifice to you, oh great Alarial, that you might not visit your wrath upon our asses this night.

2. "Hey, are you an Alarialian?" "How could I not be!? Alarial is the greatest thing since the creation of light!"

by AlarialRockz May 3, 2009

Alaniis

An incredible, amazing person that when you meet them, you will want to be with them your whole life. She (or he?!) are beautiful, fun, caring, funny, and great to be around. When you talk to them, your heart will stop altogether, as you realize that they are perfect.

Nick: Man, I had the greatest weekend of my life talking to Alaniis.

Mike: Whatever, dude. I heard she cheated on, like, 7 guys.

Nick: You should shut the hell up, you don't even know her.

by InfernoGuy29 November 8, 2010

Alarmitory

adjective: something that is alarming or causes alarm;

That reporter used a very alarmitory tone. That person was very alarmitory.

by Macktionary November 10, 2019