your cousin's too-hot-to-handle pussy
Bill: "Bro, my cousin Mindy was so gnarly last night"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
by J~How March 14, 2019
When your sister is taking a mad sh*t on the sh*tter and starts getting constipated, while you start telling her your horny and she starts riding your d*ck, yet you feel something hot and steamy rushing down your wee hole, and all of a sudden you feel a never-ending pain of throbbing and burning. She then continues to shit in the shitter.
by PreslyWow February 26, 2019
The act of placing a pepperoni hot pocket in the microwave for 69 seconds then fucking the hot pocket until you ejaculate then giving the hot pocket to a slutty bitch then forcing her to eat it while she finder's her pussy while your fucking her in the ass.
"Bro last night I gave you mom an Alabama Hot Pocket"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"
by bitcheslovesosa February 28, 2014
by Nico Shuler April 14, 2017
by Shaniqua McGee December 17, 2016
Tim: Do you want to get drinks tonight Matt.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.
by Alst4r52 May 31, 2018
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
by SWC February 04, 2005