pawsonal assistant

As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.

As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.

by Social-media Wordsmith August 21, 2018

Assistant TO the Regional Manager

when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute--==that is what your title is



not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER

dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"

by th is ism y rl ealnam August 11, 2008

Akeisha

A crazy, outgoing, fun, loving girl who always knows how to make someone laugh. When it comes down to it, she can be serious and respectful. She is someone you could never ever forget, and she makes a lasting impression. She won't stab you in the back, and she knows how to enjoy life to the fullest. She loves to run and is very athletic. She's very tall and amazing. She can get obsessed with things very quickly, but overall, she cares about you more than Justin Bieber. She is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet, and is the best girlfriend/friend ever.

Guy 1: See that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's fine as hell.
Guy 1: She looks like an Akeisha to me.
Guy 2: I wonder if she's dating...

Girl 1: That girl over there is so sweet.

Girl 2: I know, she's my bestfriend Akeisha :)

by JoyJoy100 October 20, 2012

Asisipho

Asisipho means , Girls are a gift . It is a Xhosa name that is so special because when a parent names you Asisipho it means she is grateful for the gift that you are. A gift that is intelligent

Asisipho Amantombazana

by Kay_Asie November 22, 2021

Akaisha

The most beautiful girl you will EVER meet in your life EVER! She is SO smart, talented, and kind. She is the cutest, sweetest and coolest girl ever! Very multicultural and gets fascinated easily. If you have a friend Akaisha in your life DON'T EVER LOSE HER. She is so loyal and can help you through problems no matter what it is, she will still try! But if you get on her bad side, watch out because you have just made a war between her and she will win no matter what! Other than that, everyone needs an Akaisha in their life.

Girl 1: whoa isnt she just the adorable?!
Girl 2: fo sure! i wish i could be like her
Girl 1: Yea everyone wishes to be Akaisha

by Niiiiii June 1, 2018

assissippi

(noun)A form of swamp ass when back sweat is visibly soaking ones shirt and can be seen running down ones back and into the ass crack. Resembling the Mississippi River delta basin after a strong rain storm.

Damn it's hot out here, the tide must be rising or I have some serious assissippi going on here.

by horses May 8, 2006

Assistant Principal

Always assuming that people do things, despite lack of credible evidence to support it. They also have a real talent in sticking their noses where they aren't necessary, usually to provoke problems that weren't there before.

The Assistant Principal is inept at proving his point.
The Assistant Principal's job is to try to find something to suspend you for
The Assistant Principal's sole purpose is to administrate whereas the Principal's sole purpose is to represent

by anna bn April 9, 2009