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Absentee Printing

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
by iNetter December 1, 2009
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Des has it for some reason and finds it "hot"

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Strategic Absence

Noun

When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school
Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass
by dachyr May 2, 2010
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Arsenii

The Russian Machine. The most badass caring guy you'll ever fucking meet. Super smart dude who will always be willing to put your own needs before his, as well as help you with your homework before his is done.
Whos that kid in BIO whos fuckin lit?
oh yeah, thats Arsenii.
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Absenteecrown3

Professional minecraft controller player
Very popular for being good on 60fps
Omg its absenteecrown3. He is so hard to beat at minecraft
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arsen

Simply the best of the best in everything. Can be use like a adjective.
Omg..! You are such an Arsen. (kinda because no one can be as cool as him)
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arsenalfantv

A Youtube channel where rival fans come to chill after Arsenal has suffered a humiliating defeat.
Person 1: Arsenal 2 nil down to Watford at home :D
Person 2: fam, Arsenalfantv will be lit tonight.
Person 1: Arsenalfantv and chill, blud.
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