Akari

Apparently she likes hanging out with 10year olds cuz shes fucking bored in kangaroo town. She has all the games and is rich af , even tho she wont admit she actually has a secret stash of gold bars under her pillow she got from stripping. She also dates people named kiyra who no one can spell correctly. Akari has also recently figured out that shes pansexual aka she likes being raped my kitchen appliances. Anyway she has animal crossing and bullies anyone who doesnt , tho she bullies anyone and everyone anyway. She also likes attention and has an army of actual simps although one named michael sucks ass. She also likes raping, oops i mean rapping in vc , saying lOL (might as well say oil) and doing crazy shit with her homies. She also publishes retarded-ass urban dictionaries that are sadly 100% true and unfortunately for her victims/friends she is very good at writing this kind of shit. At heart she is a kind and fun person but i cant say anything directly bad or she’ll throttle me. Sometimes if shes bored , she will randomly start either an uwu roleplay or her limbs falling of(drug use suspected).Btw she has the most loli sounding voice i have heard and 90% were laughs and giggel.

-Ras

Help me, Akari is torturing me with her stripper money

by Akawy May 27, 2020

apkarian

Verb: to be apkrianed. A form of metonymy. When one person meets with you and dominates your time far beyond what you have allotted for it. It usually is an inconvenience and throws off the day's schedule.

He just apkarianed me. I went to talk to him for 10 minutes, and I was in his office for 2 hours!

by lab monkey August 7, 2009

Akkarin

A man of power, a man of influence and a man of over whelming vision.

Akkarin is the obvious choice for President.

by karok March 1, 2008

Askari

It's basically a person that rules the school that he goes to and all the hos call him slim a pimp named slim

Dayum I heard those girls call him askari he must pull hella hos

by STEELERS FAN 4 lyfe July 12, 2015

apkarian

A very strong drink. Take an equal mix of all the flavored liquors in the bar, splash of blue Curacao, splash of soda and topped with Red Bull. Serve on ice, in a pint glass.

Holy crap, last thing I remember was ordering an Apkarian, everything afterward is just a blur.

by Baghdad Joe September 27, 2010

Askari

Askari Is a handsome loyal and kind human being. He has a lot of friends but only keeps a few around.Askari is very athletic and is not to be messed with because he knows how to fight if he needs to.

Oh is that Askari he is the coolest dude ever

by Samuel Louise November 23, 2021

AKARI

PAPA LOUIE'S BIKER BABE
she is the chef of papa's mocharia

Mark: omg have u seen akari?
leo: bruh i hate hentai
sara: bich he talkin 'bout dat biker babe
akari : sup bich, who wanna FUK
mark: me
leo: me
heather: me
leo: lesbo lool
Mark and Akari have sex; first akari gives mark a handjob, then slowly puts his cock inside her mouth
akari: mm yum
mark: ik
akari and mark have anal sex, and sleep in bed naked

HORNYYY

by sir moron da great June 27, 2022