Airstrike

A booty call, esp. as a last-ditch act of desperation after striking out at the bars.

Joe: How'd you make out at Skanky McStrange's last night?
Mike: I got drunk and had no game, so I went home and called in an airstrike.

Jerry: I just called up Jess, she's going to meet me at the bar at 10.
Jim: Damn dude! You called in an airstrike before you fired the first shot.

by Chaos2 September 28, 2008

Oklahoma airstrike

When you have to shit so bad that you don't have time to sit down before you poop, hovering above the toilet like your ready to bomb Hiroshima

Where's the fucking shitter!? This is gonna be an Oklahoma airstrike!

by T-Money55 June 29, 2009

airstrike

When you're in a public restroom, and you have to take a shit, but don't want to sit on the gnarley AIDs covered seats, you airstrike it by propping yourself up in the stall and releasing your payload unto the porcelain below.

25 points for straight in
15 points for partly in/out
10 points for shit on the floor.

"Dude I just hella airstriked it."
"No way, how many many points?"
"25, nigga, straight in."
"Yee."

by realdarkfish May 8, 2008

Airstrike

Is a late night, fast, hard, sexaul encounter in which the airstiker hits the target & then swoops up out of there. No expectations of an overnight stay or any real type of romance. The airstriker has a clear objective of destroying the target in an urgent & purposeful manner. A perfectly executed Airstrike should astonish the airstrikee and alow the pilot a clean, drama free, escape.

Dude, she keeps blowing up my phone looking for a booty call, but I do not have time for the drama that crazy girl brings to the table. I think I'll go over extra late and give her an Airstrike, that is really all she wants, me too. I'm going to swoop in. drop my payload, and pull up out of there.

by SCQTT February 4, 2013

Precision Airstrike

You and your boy are both in urgent need to use the bathroom during a night on the town, but you get there only to find that there is but one stall left. You look into each others eyes, and in a moment of bro-to-bro interconnected brainwaves, you both know what has to be done.
The Precision Airstrike.
Bro #1 has to drop a deuce, meanwhile bro #2 has to let the forbidden golden juice flow. You double up on the toilet. Bro # 1 takes his shit, hence the Airstrike, while bro # 2 urinates in the small gap in the front of the toilet, between bro # 1’s thighs and penis. Hence the first word of the term; Precision.

Congratulations, you’ve successfully completed the coveted Precision Airstrike, reserved for only the closest of bro’s.

Me and Tyler were at a party the other night, and had to use the Precision Airstrike to maximize personal time management and party host bathroom efficiency.

by NotYourBusiness138 January 16, 2021

strategic airstrike

Actually making it a point to cause as little civilian casualties as possible when striking with air craft. The opposite of this would be to slam two fucking planes into a non-military, civilian filled, place of business, in the middle of New York. Or did we forget about that?

A strtegic air strike is used to prevent the loss of innocent life.

A terrorist air strike is meant to specifically target the innocent. (As Americans, we feel this version is immoral.)

by smak hypokrits January 31, 2003

Ashraf Airstrike

Terrorist that goes to Miramonte HS that can call airstrike at will. All he has to go is give the latitude and longitude of his target, and call his great uncle Akmet for an Ashraf Airstrike!

Jeez, these I hate these people! Calls uncle: 24,67 you know what to do. He turns around and three planes come zooming by that drop bombs from the sky. Ooo look at the big explosion! Everyone knows its an Ashraf Airstrike!

by MatsSoccer January 5, 2008