United Airlines

The best Airline if you want to get thrown off for no reason.

Man, did you see that doctor get thrown off of a United Airlines flight for no reason?

by BoredomIsReal April 10, 2017

Spirit Airlines

The Natty Light of the airline industry. Low prices match the equally low quality. But hey, if you don't mind a 3 day delay and less leg room that the back seat of a 1992 Honda Civic, then this is the airline for you.

Good thing I only paid $13 dollars for this Spirit Airlines ticket. If I would've paid any more I wouldn't have been able to afford this hotel room I'll be staying in until they reschedule my flight.

by CaptainRockStone July 30, 2017

knuckle airlines

Telling someone there about to get punched -

"Your about to take a flight on Knuckle Airlines, and you've been upgraded to Fists Class"

by Chris Mags November 14, 2006

Spirit Airlines

The airline makes you sit on a shitty and assing seat for the rest of your life and making you pay for everything! They use cheap air tickets to get your ass.

Dude: WTF just happened! I just flew on Spirit Airlines and the flight attendant made me pay for everything!
Friend: NO SHIT! You should have flown on Southwest!

by yballerz July 25, 2015

delta airlines

World's largest distributor of peanuts.

Like peanuts? Fly Delta Airlines.

by ppl-wannabe April 16, 2008

United Airlines

1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.

I paid for carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.

by Boeing777-300 April 11, 2017

Gold Coast Airlines

Now known as Jetstar asia, They are an airline which the owner is a reseller, a leaker and used some leaked models. The airline is in a very bad state as the owner is so bad at his job and most of his best staff have quit their job out of anger and drama.

Gold Coast Airlines is one of the worst airlines I have flown.

by Poggers1 January 20, 2021