Aloha Turkey

Sometimes used to describe a guy with an enormous dick, it often means an extremely average guy with little to no special values and an underwhelming penis of length and girth.

That bum over there is a real Aloha Turkey

by Theta Undertone September 25, 2017

aloha

Native Hawai'ian language, literal meaning is 'love'. Modern use is as a greeting and a farewell.

Hawai'i is the Aloha state

by Hubert March 25, 2005

Alohamora

The charm used in Harry Potter to unlock locked items. (doors, boxes, etc.)

"Oh man, the door is locked!"
"Alohamora!"
"It's open! That's awesome!"

by animagus29 February 28, 2010

alohalani

A beautiful, strong, loving, and caring woman. She often looks to help others succeed when they don't deserve it. Alohalani often doesn't realize the tremendous impact she has had on everyone she meets and that those peoples lives are so much better for having met her. Her smile and laugh can cheer up the gloomiest of days.
I don't know how we would get through the day without Alohalani.

Alohalani is such a beautiful mother and makes sure everyone she cares about and loves is safe and happy.

by Beautiful Wahine January 19, 2017

Ainoha

Is a trustful friend. It’s shy but when you get to know her she is funny. It’s a mom-friend. Never lets a friend behind. Loves to sing and quote vines. Loves conspiracy theories. If eats too much sugar gets hyperactive. Loves to read.

Ainoha is a demon.

by Unicorn3222 September 26, 2018

Alohaboo

Someone who is obsessed with Hawai'i/Local Hawaiian Culture/Polynesian Culture/Pokémon Sun & Moon, etc. and attempts to act as if they were a Native Hawaiian or a local, even though they're very far from it. They do a horrible attempt at speaking Hawaiian Pidgin, but usually end up pronouncing them wrong and sounding cringeworthy. You can find some of these haoles hanging out in lūʻaus, trying to hit on Japanese female tourists, or crowding up the beach at Waikīkī.

Portmanteau of 'Aloha' and 'Weeaboo'

I told that alohaboo over there that the cost of living in Honolulu is very expensive, and that Hawai'i is not paradise . She flipped the bird at me and proceeded to cuss me out in Hawaiian Pidgin.

by the2000skid July 12, 2020

Aloha ke akua

God is love

hey bro i just wanted to let you know Aloha ke akua. so dont give up

by yumimaemae July 22, 2011