AILF

"Android I'd Like (to) Fuck"

An extremely attractive android that you'd like to have sexual relations with. Specifically dealing with Star Trek.

"OMG, look at Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation! Brent Spiner is such a cutie!!!"

"Hell yeah! I love Brent Spiner as Data. He's a hardcore AILF!!!!"

by Data_girl August 20, 2011

AILF

Ass i'd like to fist

walking into common room Salute: Fist beating heart

your a bit AILF

A word used by the new wave of sixth formers

by bob dylan May 6, 2005

AILF

Amputee I'd Like to Fuck -

Hey man, I saw this one armed chick on the subway today total AILF, I bet she could tickle my a$$hole with her baby arm while she blows me...

by jlam923 July 11, 2011

ailf

a) Aunty I'd like to fuck
b) Amma I'd like to fuck

A term used by young people in the diasporic South Asian community in reference to an older woman who is sexually attractive. "Aunty" is a generic title for any woman that is at least half a generation older. "Amma" is the Hindi and Bengali word for "mother". The term AILF was used in a muckittees.com t-shirt aimed at South Asian youth.

Rohan's mom got married really young. No wonder she's such an AILF.

by sunsun September 7, 2006

AILF

stands for “astronomer i’d like to fuck”; first used in the movie “Don’t Look Up” in reference to Randall Mindy.

Randall Mindy is an AILF!

by mindyailf February 23, 2022

AILF

Ancestor I'd like to fuck

When a GILF just isn't enough

Damn, my grandma's mom is a real AILF

by isachok January 21, 2019

AILF

Comes from the common usage of the word MILF. This was then modified by the new wave of Sixth Formers as the mysterious cult known as the Brotherhood of Fist adopted it as their slogan. Means Ass I'd Like to Fist.

You're a bit AILF
Walk into common room fist beating heart "AILF"

by Ure Mum July 29, 2008