Angreement

An unreasonable agreement that has resulted in anger, usually in relation to divorce agreements.

A: So, you're divorced now, any regrets?
B: Nothing, except the divorce angreement.
A: Well, lets go play ping pong.
B: She kept the ping pong table.

by Jaxonxx September 24, 2009

Paris Agreement

The Paris Agreement is a treaty that was signed by the leaders of 195 countries. The purpose of the agreement is to signficantly reduce global warming and emissions by 2020. By 2100, the Paris Agreement intends to eliminate emissions altogether and end global warming for good.

I am totally in favor of the Paris Agreement because emissions and global warming are terrible for the envionment.

by PWS27 June 2, 2017

Sheldon Agreement

A legal or binding agreement that describes a relationship between two or more entities, that takes into account every possible scenario or outcome, is extremely defined, articulate, diverse and all-encompassing, and provides clear consequences as a result of deviations from generally accepted guidelines, rules or methodologies.

Adam signed the Sheldon agreement, without reading the 200 page document, needed to buy a telephone.

by GMASS October 17, 2012

violent agreement

When two people think they are arguing, but fail to realize they actually agree.

Ross: This arena is bigger than the old one.
Morgan: Not much bigger.
Ross: It is bigger.
Morgan: Barely, hardly enough to notice.
Ross: It's definitely bigger!
Morgan: But NOT MUCH bigger!
Chris: Uhhh, guys? You're in violent agreement.

by Chris.G July 31, 2010

Agreementgasm

An intense, compassionate agreement with another person, typically one of those agreements where something clicks; the other person has effectively "Hit the nail on the head" with their statement.

Person 1: "This new university payment scam..I mean scheme that the government's conjured up is complete knobbery!"

Person 2: "My God, you're right! I think I just had an agreementgasm!"

by The Rizzmeister October 18, 2010

Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement)

It's when you have gotten consent from somebody but that consent was not received in the most moral of circumstances or standarts

If I know that somebody doesnt speak english and I put in page 96 of their repair contract, that they signed before they get their iphone fixed, that if they dont certified mail me 16 years from now, that I will get to marry their firstborn daughter and take all their personal property. Thus - Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement)

by Right To Repair September 20, 2023

ass-kissing in agreement

When one person says anything about anything, the said ass-kisser will agree with whatever the indivdual says

Individual: "Hmm, this pasta tastes bland"

Ass-kisser:"Oh yeah, so bland- very bland! geeeze what is this crap?"

Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"Woww, if that isn't a perfect example of ass-kissing in agreement, idk what is."

Person eating with Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"I know, perfect example seriously nothing could top that. You're so right."

by SmishSm0shh March 4, 2010