Skip to main content

Aleia

Aleia is the best friend anyone could ask for! She is fun, talented, sweet, thoughtful, trustworthy, and much more. She is always there to listen to random crazy rants, and somehow never gets annoyed or bored if you. She is also always willing to stand up for her friends. Overall, Aleia is an amazing person.
I love Aleia! She’s so sweet
by lc_s December 21, 2020
mugGet the Aleia mug.

Agebah

A word that many have died protecting, yet no one knows or a few know what it is.
It is a sacred word that many have died protecting and sacrificed their lives for. Yet only a few know what it means as it remains a mistry, the word is Agebah.
by Micheal Cossin April 23, 2008
mugGet the Agebah mug.
Related Words
Ageia ageism ageist Aleia agian ameia Ageing agenaro Agera Agerape

Agera

Current car produced by Koenigsegg. In contrast with the older CCX, the Agera was designed with more of an emphasis on handling, as is demonstrated by the higher downforce. A further departure from the design of the CCX exists in the mode of forced induction employed in the Agera (turbocharging as opposed to supercharging).
If Top Gear puts the Agera or the Agera R around their track, it is expected that the Stig will set a very fast time.
by ColossalWalrus December 31, 2011
mugGet the Agera mug.

Koenigsegg Agera r/s

By far, the sexiest street legal car in any country. This car has 1100hp as a standard. Not only is it the fastest street legal car at 273mph, but it is one of the most beautiful thing many have laid eyes upon. The car will shit on a Bugatti any day, even on a wet track. The tires have the best traction, it's equal to the traction freshly lotion'ed hands have upon a firm behind. The carbon fibers that they put on the Agera S made the car 13% sexier than it already was before as the plain Agera R. And now you don't have to pay for expensive gas because this motherfucker runs on E85 too. The V8 will make any bitch have an orgasm if she sits on the rear of the car, because that's where nice cars house the engine. The Agera cannot be compared to any other car unless you are simply stating how much it shits on the other car.

This motherfucker sounds like a GE9000 engine at full throttle on a 747 when it passes you going 250mph at Nuremberg. (Fuck your umlauts Germans.)

The koenigsegg agera r/s is in the price range that you cannot afford. Only rich folks like myself may one day have the chance of purchasing a $2,700,000.00 car.

Koenigsegg is only spelled like that so stupid Americans can read it and pronounce it right otherwise it would be Königsegg. That's why my PC doesn't give me red squiggly lines under it when I type it in.
Holy shit was that a Königsegg (Koenigsegg Agera R/S)?

Yes, indeed it was. I'm going to need a towel because I just shit, pissed, jizzed, and vomited all over myself Braj.
by ShroomBraj April 10, 2013
mugGet the Koenigsegg Agera r/s mug.

Ageism

Politically Correct Definition: Ageism is defined as being the discrimination against a person or group of people based solely on age.

Real Definition: A moronic belief system held by mentally-retarded fuckshits who actually believe that age is an accomplishment and that anyone who is young is inferior to "adults".

Fond of using the excuse: "you're under 25, your brain isn't developed yet" to win virtually all arguments against otherwise perfectly rational people who just so happen to be in their late teens and early twenties.

These type of people also often believe that their generation is superior to the current one, and that young people are to blame for all of the world's problems. Furthermore, these people think that they are always correct in all situations, due to the fact that they have "so much more life experience" and a "fully developed pre-frontal cortex" according to various bullshit pseudo-scientific articles.

Equally as annoying is ageism against elderly people, which mainly occurs in the workplace. In many countries people over a certain age are expected to be "too frail and senile" to work, even when the applicants are just as qualified as everyone else.
40 year old airhead: "Hey punkass, you on your way to get high and have anal sex with 7 virgins?"

18 year old: "No... I'm going to a job interview"

40 year old airhead: "Job interview!? At 18? Little children can't have jobs! Your developing brain isn't mature enough to handle the responsibility!"

18 year old: "Dude, that's ageism. I can work just fine. Where in the world did you hear that my brain is "still developing?""

40 year old airhead: "I read it on a news article! Cause I'm an informed adult!"

18 year old: "Who did the research for the article?"

40 year old airhead: "MADD! They've been a reliable organization for decades! What they say must be true!"

18 year old: "Ah, MADD huh? So that's why you're such an uninformed prick."
by Manwithnomission August 3, 2012
mugGet the Ageism mug.

Ageism

Discrimination based on people's age, usually targeted towards teenagers or older adults.
"Bro, we're going to have a road trip in 2 days."
"Can grandpa go?"
"No, he's too old for that kind of stuff."
"That was some pure ageism."
by thedavetime159 April 8, 2021
mugGet the Ageism mug.

ageba

"Hey, did Monty listen to the new '50cent' song?"
"No, he is an Ageba, he only listens to crap like 'the Game',"
by caste of doom April 8, 2007
mugGet the ageba mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email