Afser

A person who is either going to do AFS (an exchange to another country) or did AFS. Usually, really cool, open-minded, wonderful, bilingual people.
pronounced A-F-S-er

Afsers are my favorite people!!

by skylight April 23, 2005

affordabling

Something cheap that gives the impression of a luxury item. Plastic spinner hubcaps, Fake designer watches, Chrome plastic jewelry, Etc..

Coined by Josh Delpierre on 05/01/08

When referring to a car with plastic spinner hub caps:

"Damn! Check out the affordabling on that ride! "

by Josh Delpierre May 1, 2008

Affordans

Slang for shoes that are made to look like Jordans. They are usually worn by people that cannot afford Jordans.

Guy 1: Did you see Ryan's Jordans the other day?
Guy 2: Psssh! Them shits were Affordans!

by DamnILovePierogies February 14, 2015

absorbanent

An improper spelling/pronunciation of "exorbitant", used by those who are not well-read to try to sound well-read.

The rent at my trailer park is downright absorbanent, golldernit!

by Isaac Z. Schlueter June 13, 2008

Asoro

Asoro is surname of males originally from Nigeria. They are always good in sports,smart,funny and give relationship advice. the hottest girls fall for them but they get their hopes crushed cause Asoros just do not always feel like being in relationships.They also deny compliments when given. They tend to be very social and among a group of friends they are the most valued. They are the best group of brothers you can find and other group of brothers try so hard to be like them.

1. Dotun: damn those brothers play soccer for the school, get very good grades and baddies love them

Harrison: That is life man,they must be Asoros

2.Janet: I've been telling him he is so good-looking but he keeps saying hes not

Naomi: Just leave him he must be an Asoro

3.Rebecca: I like him a lot and always show him signs but it seems he doesn't like me am i not pretty enough?

Favour: You are extremely pretty, he probably doesn't just have time for a relationship hes an Asoro

by q17th March 26, 2019

AFSR

The AFSR is an anti furry movement that shows people the bad side of the furry fandom and the dangers for children also they are a communist group

The AFSR are coming

by The AFSR February 22, 2021

Plop Absorber

The act of positioning multiple layers of toilet paper on the water surface in the toilet, creating a cushion in order to prevent the water splashing or 'plopping' when a turd hits the surface, thus avoiding a loud noise being produced. The layers of tissue act as a cushion, absorbing sound energy of the turd . The art of Plop Absorbing is particularly useful when the toilet user wishes to remain anonymous to people outside of the bathroom.

Example 1:

Arnold: "FUCK YOU NICKI! I told you I needed the toilet first!"
Nicki: "Chill your beans fag-bag, I only need a pee ."

Arnold: "You better be only needing a fucking pee!"
*Nicki commences the Plop Absorbing process*

Example 2:
>Chucky is on the toilet, while Arnold is getting ready to go to a party listening to the radio.

>*Arnold turns radio off*
>*Chucky performs the Plop Absorber as the radio will no longer camouflage the noise*

Example 3:
barack ripped the tissue segments with anger and threw them into the toilet. However, his anger had caused him to miss the water and as a result the tissues were stuck on the side of the toilet bowl. Barack had unsuccessfully executed the Plop Absorber.

by Cheesebreath101 May 9, 2011