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African toeing

The act of shoving one's toes in someone's anus and twisting them around.
"I heard you're into African toeing, wanna hook up later? x"
"Yeah Bob, I was African toeing her last night and she's been all over me ever since."
by c8m8kek October 24, 2016
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African Time

Similar to International Time, African Time is when one says they will arrive at a certain time, but arrive much later.

It should be noted that almost every African (on both the leaving and receiving end) does this. So, if one does actually arrive on "American time," don't be surprised if a party is still getting set up, a person is still getting ready, etc etc.
Guests arrive at an African party at 9 p.m. when the invite said 6:30.

Wedding invite says, "Note: There will be no African Time at this ceremony. It will start promptly."

You arrive at a party on time (craziness!) and half the food isn't done, the hostess is still in her cooking clothes, etc.
by Naija girl :) May 9, 2010
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African Tree Hockey

A slang reference to the sport of basketball. Probably stems from the fact that professional basketball players are predominately of African origin and basketball is an exceedingly prominent element of young black culture in America.

See also: nigger ball
Steve: Hey, Tim! I've got two free tickets to go watch the Lakers on tuesday. You in?

Tim: You bet! I love African Tree Hockey!
by Lucky Drunk March 2, 2009
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african trash compactor

What's that animal over there? That's an African trash compactor!
by Phantom_458 March 28, 2020
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African Tickler

When a man usually African American with a beard is performing cunninglus on a female and his beard tickles their anus causing them to body slam the man's face.
Tyrone: Hey Fred, I just totally gave your mom an African Tickler and she busted my lip.

Fred: Your gross man! Get the hell away from me!
by BiGdAdDy15973 February 5, 2012
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African Tribal Sex

When members of an African tribe engage in a orgy involving the process of piercing a raw tree stick into the penises of a monkey and a human tribe member to
bring the two creatures as one. The female members call upon killer lion and stick raw meat in their vaginas to attract them; the lions are appalled by the nasty fish smell and commit suicide by gaging each other with their large penises.
"Pete, When I went to Africa where the black people come from, I saw a rare occurrence of African Tribal sex and got some pretty bitch slappin pics"

"No way Dude?! I totally want to see them!"
by Monkey Humper May 5, 2010
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African Trashbag

The act of having a dick so grotesquely large that a massive trashbag is needed for protection
Yo Dominic's shlong so big bro he need a African Trashbag.
by Bruh67 April 3, 2015
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