afonso

Afonso is a guy that pisses you off every day, with his terrible jokes and just stupid comments. He has beautiful eyes but has a bit of a tummy, but is not fat, just chubby. He always falls in love with several girls that are much hotter than him and then shows no feelings towards them afterwards. Ladies should avoid afonso's at all costs, they are never good boyfriends. Afonso is a prick.

OMFG!!!! It's an Afonso RUN AWAY!!!!!!!

by Thatguyeverygirlwants November 7, 2015

Afonso

Afonso usually smells and farts a lot

Guy1: It smells like shit in here
Guy2: You know the saying.... If ir smells like shit it was Afonso

by Afonsosmells June 6, 2022

afonso

Afonso, someone who loves smoking and making puns. Also known as the kings of puns, Afonsos always know how to make people want to never hear another pun in their life.

"See that guy? What's his name?"

"Afonso."

"I knew it!"

by That One Hetalian October 22, 2015

Afonso

Afonso is a kid who’s mom is a man and his dad is a woman. He’s rumored to have sucked 178 dicks.

Afonso your dad is a man and your mom is a woman!!!

Ahhhhhh Stop

by Lol35679 May 24, 2019

Afonso

mainly men from the Caribbean Sea.
they tend to play Dead By Daylight
They tend to have cats
they tend to have big dick energy
Pretty swag *cool winkey face*

"Afonso is so fucking cool he owns a cat! isnt that big dick energy??!!"
"Yea dude!! agreed"

by Skye_ October 14, 2021

Afonso

O Afonso é uma pessoa ciumenta, não gosta de falsidades,muito menos traições.

O Afonso adora escrever e ouvir musica, ama o "proximo" e tem medo de perder.

by King_Wicc November 21, 2021

Afonso

Afonso is the most interesting boy in the world. He knows everything and is always teaching me Stuff, which I love. Never misses a chance to tell me I look beautiful that day. We has such nice hair with the cuttest curls I’ve seen. I really like him, more than he knows.

Here is an interesting fact

Oh, who told you that?
Afonso

by Tirde November 21, 2021