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Afonso

Afonso usually smells and farts a lot
Guy1: It smells like shit in here
Guy2: You know the saying.... If ir smells like shit it was Afonso
by Afonsosmells June 6, 2022
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Afonso

Afonso is a kid who’s mom is a man and his dad is a woman. He’s rumored to have sucked 178 dicks.
Afonso your dad is a man and your mom is a woman!!!

Ahhhhhh Stop
by Lol35679 May 24, 2019
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afonso

Afonso is a guy that pisses you off every day, with his terrible jokes and just stupid comments. He has beautiful eyes but has a bit of a tummy, but is not fat, just chubby. He always falls in love with several girls that are much hotter than him and then shows no feelings towards them afterwards. Ladies should avoid afonso's at all costs, they are never good boyfriends. Afonso is a prick.
OMFG!!!! It's an Afonso RUN AWAY!!!!!!!
by Thatguyeverygirlwants November 7, 2015
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afonso

Afonso, someone who loves smoking and making puns. Also known as the kings of puns, Afonsos always know how to make people want to never hear another pun in their life.
"See that guy? What's his name?"

"Afonso."

"I knew it!"
by That One Hetalian October 22, 2015
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luke afonso

by Mr. Mackintosh June 10, 2018
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Afonso Allegro

The best guy you'll ever meet. He's very sexy and even smarter than most Vicentes. Afonso Allegro has a giant dick and uses it wonderfully, most girls you know will be able to confirm this because he drowns in pussy on a daily basis. Fon Fon is also a really good friend, either if you're going clubbing or just vibin with the boys. He isn't perfect because most people are jealous of him being that he is too good at everything.
Girl 1: " but is he good in bed?"
Girl 2: " even better, he's like an Afonso Allegro but obviously not as good."
Girl 3: " Obviously! No one is better than Afonso!"
by Noutorin November 22, 2021
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Afonso

The most gay ass man that has ever stepped on earth, low key a dumbass that knows nothing.
Person 1:hey did you bang that chick last night
Afonso:bang?
by Topaid4 November 23, 2021
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