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adoptoraptor

People or person who adopts too many children. Child hoarder. One who adopts because it is the in thing to do, like carrying a small dog in a purse, or liking Justin Bieber.
Brangelina is an adoptoraptor.

Madonna and Brangie, stop being adoptoraptors!
by adopted Claire January 4, 2011
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Surprise Adoption

Taking a kid that isn't yours; kidnapping.
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'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to say 'Surprise Adoption'.
by Bexxe October 1, 2010
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Adoptomonster

An adoptomonster is a person who adopts a child but should not have been allowed to do so. This person is abusive to the adopted child, either physically, psychologically, or sexually. Many adoptomonsters are pedophiles, drug/alcohol addicts, mentally ill, or just plain evil.

Adoptomonsters have no problems passing adoption agency "home studies" because these "studies" do not include thorough background checks, psychological exams, or drug testing.

Most adoptomonsters are considered "upstanding citizens" in their communities and hide the abuse they inflict on their purchased (adopted) children from the view of their friends, extended families, and community.

Adoptomonsters are everywhere. They appear to be "normal" people. But, make no mistake about it, they are NOT saints. There is a warm place in Hell for adoptomonsters.
Joan Crawford was an adoptomonster.
by ChrisMara August 25, 2013
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Adopt Me

A cancerous game on roblox that was meant for roleplays of a family. But instead people trade and scam each other and never adopt people or roleplay.
Person 1: Hey ima go scam some kids in adopt me.

Person 2: lmao why tho
by IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl September 30, 2020
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Adograble

An adjective used to describe a very cute dog.
That is the most adograble pup I've ever seen!
by amykh April 13, 2011
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ADOTW

by paul_itical January 8, 2008
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adogmatic

Adjective (comparative = more adogmatic, superlative = most adogmatic)

A quality of rejecting dogma in all forms. An aversion to stubbornly adhering to insufficiently proven beliefs; and those persons who feel that they must.

*Note* Similar but distinct from Atheist, Antitheist, Agnostic! This regards dogma specifically. An adogmatic person might have belief in ~ or open mind regarding ~ preternatural matters... but will NEVER go on a jihad \ crusade \ killing spree - or persecute anyone over superstitious trivia.

Synonyms: Open-minded, thoughtful, thinker, free-thinker, intellectually active, unbrainwashed.

Etymology:
From Latin (a-), “‘without’”) + dogma ('philosophical tenet'), from Ancient Greek δόγμα ('opinion, tenet')

LIKELY adogmatists: Christopher Hitchins, God, Bill Maher, The Great Atheismo, Dennis Miller, Jon Stewart, Jesus of Nazareth, Richard Dawkins, Albert Einstein .....
Oh, he's so adogmatic that he refuses to join our crusade against the heretics that use the words "debt" and "debtors" in The Lord's Prayer!!!

Please understand, I am adogmatic. I don't care about virgin births, throwing salt over a shoulder, or who was "daddy's favourite" hundreds of years ago! Can we discuss things that matter - and can be defined - in a sensible manner? ... Didn't think so. Peace. *walks away sadly*
by —thoughtstorms— February 28, 2010
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