smeared shit across the cunt

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

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Afrostar

Someone who is either;
A) Really Tall
B) Good at Sports
C) Just an all around badass
D) All of the above.

Example 1:
(Zach) "Andy and George were total Afrostars in gym today"
(Nathan) "Yeah wiped the floor with us"
Example 2:
(Nathan) "Dude, i'm so depressed..."
(Zach) "Whats up"
(Nathan) "My girlfriend left me for some Afrostars yesterday"

by Afrostar December 17, 2009

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across the street hot

Someone who looks good from across the street but is butt-ugly upon taking a closer look. Common with drug users and ugly people.

me: Damn look at her!

you: forget about it man, she's across the street hot - I was just over there.

by sneekix November 24, 2006

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Acrotomophilia

The love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees. It is a fetish focused on amputations, generally of limbs.

There are two subtypes of this fetish. Acrotomophilia is an intense desire for one's partner to be an amputee. Acrotomophiles are also known as "devotees." Apotemnophilia is an intense desire to be an amputee. Aptemnophiles are also known as "wannabes."

See paraphilia.

That guy on Uuntold Stories of the E.R who chopped of his own hand has Acrotomophilia.

by Mistercity August 6, 2006

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