Aaronism

Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!

Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"

Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"

by ShelbyTurtlez June 5, 2016

Acronise

When you develop acronyms from everything you say

I am a smart person
Therefore I acronise by saying iaasp

by Phoenix2015 February 2, 2018

Acroism

A condition in where a person is abnormally tall. (I made up this word and now I feel so smart)

Woah look at that guy over there! He must have acroism!

by Unkown_User_ June 21, 2018