Ace Deuce

A turd that comes out clean (nothing on your wipe), with a slightly rubbery texture, avoiding skidmarks and allowing it to fall so deep into the porthole so you don't even have to look at it.

Did you use the bathroom in Grandma's room? She's gonna be ticked... "No worries, it was an ace deuce she'll never even know I was there."

by Mooglytonkers November 20, 2019

ace-deuce

Best Friend

Wassup ace-deuce

by Ac February 2, 2004

ace-deuce

City located in the state of Michigan also known as Ann Arbor. Is known for its wide diversity and superior amount of culture into a melting pot. Is also very popular for the University of Michigan. It is also the home and the for the amazing USA Hockey teams.

I'm livin' in the Ace-Deuce for the rest of my life because of the USA hockey players.

by bNeAcEdEuCe February 26, 2005

ace deuce

Gambling terminology. Refers to a no-win situation.

I'm stuck with an 8AM Friday class. It's a total ace deuce.

You're ordering the chicken? I don't know...Sounds like you're gonna ace deuce on that one.

The airline lost your luggage? Man, you got ace deuced.

by Kate P February 17, 2006

cocked ace-deuce

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.

Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

ace-deuce

by StevieJT July 28, 2009

Ace Deuce

Someone who is your best friend; your number one road dog, the person who has your back to the fullest and you have theirs the same.
The homie that has been there since day one & when shit gets heavy and hits the fan there the first to be there.

Your Number One , your ACE DEUCE.

Diane is my ace deuce, she always got my back.

My A-1 since day 1.

by anonymous November 13, 2020