An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.
Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt
by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010
Get the Affliction T Shirt mug.T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.
Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.
by Rik Smits May 19, 2008
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An afflicition tht causes a person to randomly be sucked through a tear in the space time continuum and be dropped somewhere else wearing different trousers.
Andrew found himself in vegas wearing chinos after suffering a Quantum Trouser Event Affliction attack.
by Ricshah September 22, 2010
Get the Quantum Trouser Event Affliction mug.Extremely overpriced brand of Graphic tee-shirts. Typically known as a status symbol among chads. If it's a graphic tee you're after, there are many FAR cheaper options that not only look better, but are less likely to cause others to associate you with douchebag status. It's recommended that you avoid Affliction if you have any self respect whatsoever.
Dude 1: Dude, that's a pretty rad shirt, is that Affliction?
Dude 2: Fuck that! only a moron would spend $100 on an Affliction t-shirt. This one was 15 bucks, and it looks better!
Dude 1: Really? goddamn, I feel like a moron for wasting my money now..
Dude 2: Fuck that! only a moron would spend $100 on an Affliction t-shirt. This one was 15 bucks, and it looks better!
Dude 1: Really? goddamn, I feel like a moron for wasting my money now..
by FlightofIcarus April 11, 2010
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Not to be confused with Anchorman
For further, unrelated reading, see: Morning glow
Not to be confused with Anchorman
For further, unrelated reading, see: Morning glow
Stewart: Dude, do you know The Amity Affliction?
Jensen: Yeah.
Stewart: Well I got this mad awesome tattoo.
Jensen: Oh yeah Stewart, what is it?
Stewart: It's a bunch of anchors!!!!!11
Jensen: Wow, there are so many of them...
Stewart: I know right, I'm just free forever now aye?
Jensen: Fuck off Stewart. Get a haircut.
Jensen: Yeah.
Stewart: Well I got this mad awesome tattoo.
Jensen: Oh yeah Stewart, what is it?
Stewart: It's a bunch of anchors!!!!!11
Jensen: Wow, there are so many of them...
Stewart: I know right, I'm just free forever now aye?
Jensen: Fuck off Stewart. Get a haircut.
by TheLocationOfCheese October 7, 2012
Get the The Amity Affliction mug.Jennifer: Steve's a nice guy but once he went college he got a bad case Frat Boy Affliction...pretty sad too.
April: Why's that?
Jennifer: He was always a stand up guy with thoughts of his own but now he doesn't make a move until one of his buddies says to...pretty sad!
April: Why's that?
Jennifer: He was always a stand up guy with thoughts of his own but now he doesn't make a move until one of his buddies says to...pretty sad!
by Miles O'Malley March 20, 2015
Get the Frat Boy Affliction mug.A group of Douche Bags. ie. pack of dogs, murder of ravens, heard of cattle Affliction of douche bags. Named after their trademark shirts. As to make them easy to spot in the crowd. most douchebags are known to wear white sunglasses, white bandanas, fake tans, tribal tattoos and faux hawks or spiky hair.
"Hey Sean, did you see that Affliction of Douch Bags last night? They all drank Heinekens and had white sunglasses and faux hawks."
by Two Bit 1982 October 29, 2011
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