Someone who studies for AP Exams or does any school while hitting the gym especially after benching 160
Bob: Look at John he just benched 160 and then used his break to study for his AP exam
Rob: holy fuck he’s an academic weapon
Rob: holy fuck he’s an academic weapon
by AcademicWeapoj123 April 29, 2023
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by jdklafjkld September 23, 2022
the syndrome in which inhibits hyper gastrointestinal activation in pulchritudinous individuals. Primarily caused by ingesting too much caffeine in hopes of staying up to study for a test or finish a project.
My homeboy Milton last night drank 6 monsters in order to study for the final he had the next day... he got no sleep and was diagnosed with academic cinematography weaponization syndrome.
by Big W & Big D November 15, 2022
by Tiger612 September 15, 2023
That one essay based student with a traumatic villain origin story that is either really straight or really fruity, probably the latter because the best ones tend to study English. They usually have a bunch of younger siblings and/or cousins they have to look after and explain stuff to, but they somehow still get killer grades and a shoutout in every assembly for giving off teacher vibes.
Eleni in my English class is an academic weapon.
Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?
Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?
by Little Nigel November 21, 2024
Someone who despite flu symptoms, tiredness, and being cursed with Freckles GETS ON THE INTELLECTUAL GRIND; particularly at a public school
“That chick over there skipped class just cause her brothers sick, not an academic weapon if you ask me.”
by Flumper42 January 23, 2024