Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge

A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:

"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”

After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.

In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.

by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007

absynthemindedness

The greatest emotion known to man. The intoxication from excess consumption of absynthe.

*Seven shots of Absynthe past midnight*

Bro 1: DUUUUDE I just stole a panda from the zoo and raped its brains out!

Bro 2: That's some crazy shit!

*Next morning*

Bro 1: Did I just lose my virginity to a panda?

Bro 2: dude, its cool. don't blame yourself, blame the absynthemindedness..

by dailypandasex September 28, 2010

absinthe

Referred to as "the green fairy" due to it's green coloring. Used by many famous authors and artists including Hemingway, Wilde, and Picasso. Causes hallucination and severe drunkenness. Traditionally taken with a cube of sugar and an absinthe spoon but you should drink it any way you can get it down. Very strong.

Wow that shot of absinthe tasted horrible but it's totally worth it! Whooooaaa! :falls down stairs:

by Allie March 28, 2005

absinthe

Strong alcoholic beverage that contains Artemesia Absinthium(also known as wormwood)alkaloids. Its usually green in color but turns white when diluted with water. The wormwood alkaloids cause a trip much like DXM, despite contrary belief there are no actual hallucinations, its more of an en opening of the mind to the real world around oneself around you. It was drank by a lot of famous artists, and writers such as Picasso, Edgar Allan Poe, and other deranged people of that time period.

Me:Wow, Poe was right this absinthe is kickin' my ass.
Poe: WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!

by Marlboro January 4, 2006

absinthemindedly

doing something dumb when fucked up on absinthe.

*John just drank a shit-ton of absinthe*
Matt: dude! John just absinthemindedly jumped off the roof!!

by absintheking June 19, 2009

Absinthe

Absinthe is a distilled spirit infused with herbs including the thujone-containing Aretmesia absinthium. Many describe its effects as significantly different than alcohol alone, but the nature of thujone's effects are much disputed. It was popularized in the late 19th century and associated with the bohemian artistic movements of the time. Also known as Green Fairy, Green Goddess, La Fée Verte

Man i had one shot of absinthe last night and i can't remember a thing!

by Hindi January 4, 2006

Blue-Absinthe

This is a triple shot, done in punishment for a friend member announcing his engagement to another person. It contains 2 parts Blue Aftershock, and one part Absinthe.

Friend 1 "I'm Getting Married!"

Friend 2 "You Gotta do the Blue-Absinthe!"

Friend 1 "S**t!"

by Barry Hague April 6, 2006