Assturbate

Inserting an object up your butt while wanking

Being extra horny, I began to assturbate

by cat litter boy May 4, 2014

Assturbate

To finger the asshole

Susie likes to assturbate, you know, finger her asshole

by David Ware May 12, 2004

Assterbation

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.

Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.

by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009

asherbate

1)To mastrubate on school grounds. Named after a boy who mastrubated regularly during history class and most likely every other class he had.

Don't asherbate or else the asian kids take videos and post them on youtube.

by SneeMan July 10, 2007

Austerbate

To thrust one's pelvis forward vigorously while in mid-conversation, but be unaware of it. (Air-hump)

-Hey, that guy's Austerbating!

by Austin Hyslop December 3, 2003

alterbate

1.a retarded spelling of alternate in html with hillarious results
2.what normal(well normal enough)people do when their hiding in the back of their closets with HTML manuals.

1. Wow ur retard. Its not alterbate, its alternate. Shit your stupid.
2. Dont try to hide the unnavoidable fact that you like to alterbate in the closet to HTML manuals every tuesday night.

by Shannon&Courtney July 13, 2007

Ambien Assturbated

After taking four or more Ambiens and forcing yourself to stay awake, you become convinced that adding a thumb or finger in your ass will improve the masterbation in which you are already involved. This applies both to the male and female. Further, the digit in your ass need not be your own.

Hey Dad. Yes son. Last night I got so fucked up on Ambien I stuck a finger in my ass while masterbating. Is that normal? Son, you Ambien Assturbated. It's all good.

Dude, last night Jen and I got fucked up on Ambien, stayed awake, and while were making out she stuck a finger in my ass...and I didn't stop her. Dude, you were Ambien Assturbated.

by tst2000 October 6, 2010