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actorbation

Actorbation; (n) When an actor performs a monologue or scene so over-indulgently that you can almost see his hand stroking his quickly growing ego. Actorbation often causes a severe decrease in the tempo of a scene.

(v): to actorbate
"Wasn't Mark just amazing as Romeo last night?"
"Are you kidding me? Mark's incessant actorbation beat the crap out of the whole show! He must have added at least a half hour to the first act alone!"
by andrew nelson brown January 24, 2008
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Absurvation

noun

Portmanteau of absurd and observation. Absurvations are irrelevant, often inane, comments or thoughts.

Where 'observations' can be relevant and useful, absurvations are pointless (though perhaps funny).
Example:

Sally: "If they made the sidewalk completely of hardened

chewed-gum pieces then when people spit their gum

on the sidewalk it wouldn't look ugly."

James: "What a weird absurvation."
by SadieMazie May 21, 2010
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absorption

ABsorption is chemistry, physics vocabulary. ADsorbtion too.

So what’s the difference between absorption and adsorption? Is there a difference between absorption and adsorption?

Quick Explanation:

Absorption is when one substance enters completely into another. Think of people walking into and sitting down in a car trolley.

Adsorption is when one substance just hangs onto the outside of another. Think of people holding onto a car trolley with one hand and leaning off the side. They’re along for the ride but not inside.
-Why banana is yellow?

- White light/sunlight is composed all color waves. When sunlight hit banana, banana reflected out only yellow wave and absorbed all other color waves in
- Thank you :D. absorption is noun, absorbed is verb
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Absortion

When a liquid becomes a mass of semi-solid gel.
We participated in an experiment where we used absortion to turn water into a mass of semi solid gel.
by mar'c March 29, 2009
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Atmospheric absorption theory

There are a bunch of disembodied dicks and assholes floating in the sky and they are fucking so fast that the air around it absorbs the energy, forming the image of a cloud. Except all the assholes are yours.
Look at that cloud!
Yeah, I know about atmospheric absorption theory.
by Leenoy October 24, 2018
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absorbtion!

line used by this fat guy with a face in my school
1: Absorbtion! (pretends to absorb a milk carton using sleeve
2: (enters) I'll shank you for that milk.
1: Ewwwww! No homo!
by E Killer a.k.a. e killa April 15, 2005
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Absorption tower

Like Suck Tower İdk Penis used more for same meaning it is soğ in turkish
Oh my god a absorption tower I must Absorp it
by fişeQ October 24, 2019
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