absolute unit

Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.

In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.

by Jak_22 January 4, 2018

absolute unit

A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.

“Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”

by Jessi Duke June 16, 2018

Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
e.g. Martin Najemi

Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

by AbsoluteUnit999 February 11, 2020

Absolute Unit

Mo Ran’s monstrous 20 cm schlong that can bring even the most powerful cultivator *cough* Beidou Immortal *cough* to their knees.

2haists: ABSOLUTE UNIT, TRULY AWE-INSPIRING!!!
Chu Wanning: Shameless!

by meatbunmarryme April 17, 2021

Absolute Unit

Someone who would be considered muscular or horribly overweight and has a unormally large body type.

I wouldn’t mess with Tommy over there he is an absolute unit.

by Mr. Obelisk December 3, 2018

Absolute Unit

Bro this is someone who is just such an unreal, godlike kid at everything he does. ABSURD AF.

yo that kid is just a flat out ABSOLUTE UNIT on the court.

by TSM_Tyler June 18, 2018

Absolute UNIT

RAATHEYAN

"ABSOLUTE UNIT" - RANDOM SCOTTISH MAN WEARING A KILT

"KK" - RAATHEYAN THE ABSOLUTE UNIT

by xXx_420pu55y5l4y3r69_xXx December 4, 2018