absofuckinlutely 

currently the only word in existence that ensures the human saying it is going to achieve or attempt something, it also shows a worry or anxiety on what they are about to embark on

hey darek wanna go fight 20 guys we dont know? what just us 2 ? well yea...im drunk enough common. All right all right but im fucking your sister tmrow jus so you know, and shes prolly gonna have to lick my black eye. well man, as long as im drunk then so? we kickin ass or what? ....absofuckinlutely

absofuckinlutely by PolishSniper April 10, 2008

absofuckinlutely 

When something is absolutely awesome and agreed upon it's Absofuckinlutely on!

" hey man did you see that babetalking to me? and I think she's into me?"

"Dude, yes! Absofuckinlutely She's into you!"

absofuckinlutely by mistressmia January 21, 2017

Absofuckinlutely 

The extreme absolute Fuckable Sureity of something.

Strongness ==> DoubleGoyyala

Duaf said , "I Absofuckinlutely will take care of her DAD someday... according to the words of Her Highness Saint Majju Herself."

Absofuckinlutely by MaitreyaVindeSishyaKodi-Ad.Fu July 19, 2022

Absofuckinglutely 

Meaning absolutely, but with meaning. :)

Do you want to go to the movies?

Absofuckinglutely!

Absofuckinglutely by AWB April 5, 2004

absofuckinglutely 

An intensified version of absolutely, totally, or yes. Can be used to show one's excitement or enthusiasm. Also can be used to make a statement or discussion irrevocable.

Are you sure th he sky is blue? "Absofuckinglutely!!"

absofuckinglutely by Electrical Engineer 1000 April 12, 2016

absofuckinglutely 

Being 100% positive about something

Melia: You wanna go to that party next weekend in Boston?
Simona: absofuckinglutely, lets get wasted!

absofuckinglutely by Meliacz January 5, 2019

absofuckinglutely 

An expression used to convey supreme agreement.

Mary: Pizza Hut has the best pizza ever.
Carrie: Absofuckinglutely.

absofuckinglutely by IWillBeYour419 April 12, 2004