Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln by alex14 October 11, 2006
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Abraham Lincoln
The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.
Abraham Lincoln by Kirk0007 August 3, 2009
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When having sex with a chick, knock her out. Then jizz on her face, around her mouth. shave off both her and your pubes, and stick them on her face. stick a top hat on her, put your head in her vagina and have her sit on your shoulders and walk around, because lincoln was so tall.
abraham lincoln by andrewdavizzle August 31, 2006
Abraham Lincoln
Dude #1: "Dude! My girlfriend cheated on me with Abraham Lincoln. "
Dude #2: "Ugh I hate it when girls fall for guys like that."
Dude #2: "Ugh I hate it when girls fall for guys like that."
Abraham Lincoln by Bigypsy September 7, 2016
Abraham Lincoln
(EH•brah•HAM•LINK•con)v.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.
dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.
Abraham Lincoln by SAMMER OF THE GODS April 19, 2006
Abraham Lincoln
Noun
The Republican president that the GOP mistakenly holds up as a conservative hero. They seem to forget that Lincoln would have been considered a progressive in his time, not a conservative.
The Republican president that the GOP mistakenly holds up as a conservative hero. They seem to forget that Lincoln would have been considered a progressive in his time, not a conservative.
Abraham Lincoln by bopyloo June 29, 2012
Abraham Lincoln
The sex act whereby the female does a naked handstand, and the partner (usually male) performs oral sex from behind (ass side) the handstander, such that the female's pubic hair resembles a beard emminating from the chin of the muncher, thus resembling honest Abe.
Abraham Lincoln by FWA January 31, 2005