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The Republican president that the GOP mistakenly holds up as a conservative hero. They seem to forget that Lincoln would have been considered a progressive in his time, not a conservative.
"Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, you stupid progressive."
"Lincoln was a progressive, numbnuts."
by bopyloo June 25, 2012
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1. a slang term for sexual intercourse
2. a slang term for a car, usually a nice one
1. "Hey, want me to give you a ride?"
"sure!"
"ok. you want me to drive you home afterwards?"

2. "dude, check out that ride."
by bopyloo April 04, 2012
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the only person who ever lived that was capable of kicking chuck norris's ass. he was killed by the triads for spreading knowledge of kung fu to the united states. (they had to poison him... if they sent their hitmen, none of them would make it out alive)
everything bruce lee ever did ever
by bopyloo April 04, 2012
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One of the fastest, and most overrated drummers ever.
Joey Jordison - speed = nothing
by bopyloo June 07, 2012
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some of the most unreliable cars on the planet. when their owners are not busy speeding or cruising down boulevards like total tools, they are worrying about radio dials falling off, windows getting stuck in the halfway position, and cylinders popping out of their gaskets.
by bopyloo April 04, 2012
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