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asses to be kicked

A phrase used by a bully to sort out whose ass he will kick next. a simple way of filing in ones head.
ok i kicked george's ass now all i have on my asses to be kicked is joe and roger...
by jiggawhut?! October 12, 2005
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Asses up

Asses up is a game played in parks, schoolyards or anywhere kids can find a large flat wall to throw a ball against, like the one in Buchmuller Park in Secaucus. The ball of choice is a sponge ball or “spongie,” or even a tennis ball. Basically, you have 2 or more kids throwing the ball against the wall and each person has to catch the ball. If you drop the ball 1 or more times (depending on the rules established), you have to put your ass up against the wall to be beaned by each other person playing the game. Sometimes, the guy throwing the ball can call out someone’s name and that person has to be the one to catch the ball. If you fail to catch the ball, ASSES UP! The game is a lot more fun if you play with fat kids who aren’t quick enough to catch the ball. Plus, their butts make great targets.
Kid 1: We are going down to Buchmuller Park to play Asses Up, are you in?

Kid 2: Be nice when throwing the ball at my butt, Dr. DeAngelis just gave me a shot of penicillin.
by shredder666 August 19, 2011
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asses and elbows

Describing something or someplace that's really crowded
Dude, it's asses and elbows in there! Ain't that a fire hazzard?
by Sir Adam the Great April 7, 2005
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asses and elbows

In hasty retreat (i.e. the only part of you the enemy sees)
As soon as the Italians met the French army, they were completely asses and elbows, all morale broken.
by William Martin October 18, 2006
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Asses Of Fire

A fake band name commonly used to throw adam off the trail of the real name of a good song so he doesnt ruin it
Adam:Yo josh who sang that song
Josh:Asses Of Fire
Adam:Thanks *Goes on kazaa and cant find song*
by Filchmaster Flex July 23, 2003
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asses in space

(N.) When you our your friends do something stupid to make someone laugh.
by Alex Seidel December 6, 2003
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asses and elbows

To be caught by a supervisor goofing off. Not doing any work. Purposefully standing around not being productive.
Hey. What the hell is with all the asses and elbows (a&e)? Let's get to to work here.
by victorzulu November 29, 2010
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