Natis Homo Erectus. The Quintessential horndog seeing that the buttocks are the rawest form of pleasure for male homo sapiens. It is reminiscent of our ancestral past when most of us would exclusively have nasty in and out from the back since the vagina was turned pointing to the back. That is, until the dawn of bipedalism in which evolution not only changed the orientation of the female vagina (pointing down), but also (and some interpret this as a mistake of evolution) forced the male to now face his potential mate-for-eternity and communicate through sweaty and embarrassing facial expressions that would otherwise be a sign of constipation in polite society.
Dude #1 - "dude man, look at the size of that ass! damn! fuck yeah! you know I wanna..... (and other ancestral hoots and hollers)"
Gentleman - "dude, your such an ass-man. You're disgusting. You have no idea if she wiped or not"
Dude #1 - "(more ancestral hoots and hollers)"
Gentleman - "dude, your such an ass-man. You're disgusting. You have no idea if she wiped or not"
Dude #1 - "(more ancestral hoots and hollers)"
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A "grown ass man" will always put his kids and/or family's needs ahead of his own. He handles his business and has no need to refer to himself as a "grown ass man"
If someone calls themself a "grown ass man" it is most certainly because he is being a little bitch and not taking care of his responsibilities.
If someone calls themself a "grown ass man" it is most certainly because he is being a little bitch and not taking care of his responsibilities.
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A very popular and time tested description of a man who is fully grown physically (which usually completely ends around age 25) and who is simply an adult, but does something an adult shouldn't do, such as not paying the bills or sleeping in too late, or neglecting his child(s). After the event, it is then considered that he is a fully developed man, and as such he is then called a "Grown ass man" as a tongue-in-cheek insult. Usually has a big butt.
A very popular and time tested description of a man who is fully grown physically (which usually completely ends around age 25) and who is simply an adult, but does something an adult shouldn't do, such as not paying the bills or sleeping in too late, or neglecting his child(s). After the event, it is then considered that he is a fully developed man, and as such he is then called a "Grown ass man" as a tongue-in-cheek insult. Usually has a big butt.
Jessica: Girl, you wouldn't believe it - this GROWN ASS MAN was checking out my butt at the grocery store and then asked me out!
Sibley: But your ass isn't even fully grown! What a perv!
Sibley: But your ass isn't even fully grown! What a perv!
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