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potato ass

N. An ass (Gludius Maximus in Latin) that has the rough texture, viscosity and taste as a potato.

A. A way to describe someone so socially inept that they have the rough sociological capacity of a potato. Suffix of "ass" included for emphasis.
N --> I was about to get down with this girl but she had a really bad case of potato ass.

A --> Did you see Jim at the party? That potato ass mofo just sat in the corner the while time.
by The Tenth Circle August 11, 2016
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Potato Chip Ass Nigga

1. Carmellow Anthony missed the game winning shot because he is a Potato Chip Ass Nigga.

2. Lebron James made the game winning shot because he is not a Potato Chip Ass Nigga.
by Tmart23 March 23, 2010
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potato chip looking ass

Someone who looks like a god damn potato chip. There head is curved in and they were the same trash shoes everyday. These kind people say they have yeezys but they really don't. They smell like musty dick and have rusty, dirty braces.
Ex: Look at that potato chip looking ass with his trashy shoes
by Crumbler 99 February 5, 2017
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potato chip eatin ass nigga.

Boss or person in charge who just sits in his office or vehicle eatin potato chips all day and night.

Person who sits and watches YouTube montages all day.
by Ssbssgoku April 2, 2017
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Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.
I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.
by Andrew June 18, 2006
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Ass Potatoes

Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."
I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!
by Paul Hate May 22, 2011
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ass potatoes

inserting a potato in the rectum during intercourse
"I can't wait to to give you the ass potatoes"
by noraptors January 9, 2012
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