Friend of Aslan

A gay man or lesbian who is so deep in the closet that he or she is in Narnia.

It's getting to where anyone who is publicly and vehemently anti-gay is likely to be a Friend of Aslan.

by hlots11 December 26, 2011

Aslam

A very humble person. Usually looks tired and has mopy hair. He is also great with women.

That person is handsome. He must be Aslam

by Tj Henderson June 15, 2018

Asla

Asla, a name from middle eastern culture. The meaning behind the name, in Arabic, means 'the queen of bees'. Most girl's who are blessed with this name are often beautiful, caring, fun loving and sassy. They've got quite the 'tude but know how to work it ! Also referred to as super-girl.

Boy: "Maaaan that girl's got quite the Asla goin' on! Damn!"

by girlxnamexgirl March 2, 2009

Aslan

THE Lion, creator of Narnia and son of the Emperor Over the Sea. Main character of "The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe", and appears througout the rest of "The Chronicles of Narnia" by C.S. Lewis. Lewis' idea of what Christ might be like in the world of Narnia. Based on the Turkish word for "lion". Will be voiced by Liam Neeson in the feature film premiering in December 2005.

Aslan is not a tame lion. But he is good. And he's certainly NOT an allegory.

by narniac October 6, 2005

Sha'alavim

A place you send your son to have a slight glimpse of hell. Its the kind of place parents send their kids to teach them to appreciate real food and a normal bed.

Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.

Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."

by Depressionisthebestway December 19, 2019

beat a slav day

:3

Slav agrees in beat a furry day, today is beat a slav day

by johnyylol February 10, 2023

Atif Aslam

Atif Aslam is a Pakistani pop singer. He was born in Wazirabad / Gujranwala and educated in Lahore and Rawalpindi. He is widely recognized in South Asia and has given several hit songs such as Aadat, Woh Lamhe, Tere Bin, Pehli Nazar Mein, Tera Hone Laga Hoon, Tu Jaane Na, Meri Kahani, O Mere Khuda and Tere Liye (Prince 2010) etc etc. He is best known for his powerful vocal belting technique.

He got a lot of haters, just because he is young, talented and rich. So if you see some lamer-old-ass-looking-4-attention-singer talking trash about Atif on some lame-music-show on tv, just ignore 'em.

girl1: All songs from Atif Aslam are kewl
girl2: word, Atif is da best

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Academics

* Initial Schools

o Grade 1 to 3: Kimberley Hall Model Town Lahore

o Grade 4 to 8: Saint Paul School Satellite Town Rawalpindi

o Grade 9 to 10: Division Public School Model Town Lahore

* School Distinctions

o Always being the younger kid in the class because of Double Promotions.

o Main Attack Bowler of School Cricket Team.

* College

o F.Sc. Pre-Engg: Punjab College Of Commerce, Lahore Cantt.

* College Distinctions

o Main Attack Bowler of College Cricket Team representing college in various other cities and ultimately got selected in under 19 National cricket team of Pakistan.

o Won his First Singing Competition on independence day celebrations in college.

* University

o BCS (Hons): University of the Central Punjab.

* University Distinctions

o He had won a lot of singing competitions in college.

by random65536 March 20, 2010