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step aside, herbicide

step aside, move aside, get out of the way.
(to man blocking subway door): 'step aside, herbicide!'
by marion ette May 12, 2015
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A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P
A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.
by QuacksO September 16, 2018
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two aside

Tearing your testicles apart and putting them aside
Dude did you just two aside just now
by Chinkz December 4, 2015
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Gaffigan Aside

That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"

The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!
Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)
by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010
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pull-aside

When a stripper at a topless only joint gives you a quick peek at the goods by pulling her panties to the side.
I immediately regretted throwing five bucks down for a pull-aside at the Double Deuce
by Redpoint5.12 July 19, 2017
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Limps around & chokes things aside

a way to walk with attitude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prostitutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans. this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer's junk.
"A pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas." -tomek aka double u thomas
by Erinn Hale January 26, 2006
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all bull shit aside

The way of delivering a back-sided compliment when there is just a skosh of toooooo much liquor on-board.
Example: "All Bull Shit Aside....you have been adulting more a little lately....there are only 10 sticks on your garage roof"
by Teasing Kirk 3117 July 15, 2017
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