asaysha

This bitch will take your man faster than you can say STOP. She is the dark haired beauty who won't think twice about fucking your guy. She gets crunk- and drunk- at every party. She hooks up with everyone, in the bathroom, in the bedroom, in the laundry room. Even on the counter... in front of everyone, but no one minds. Any sensible guy would tap that ass.

Girl 1: She just fucked him though!
Girl 2: Asaysha fucked my man too!

Boy 1: I don't regret it man
Boy 2: best sex ever

by PEENSILCASEEEEE April 19, 2018

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asystotext

Word coined in January 2018 by a Omaha Cardiologist, Dr. Van De Graaff. Asystotext is a text message that arrives while you’re in a business meeting that causes your heart to stop and you can’t pay attention to anything else going on.

Ironically, the cardiologist suffered from an asystotext caused by his girlfriend in the middle of a very important board meeting. Thankfully, no resuscitation was needed as he recovered quickly spontaneously.

by Logastellus January 23, 2018

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