ASAF 

As soon as fuck or expediting an either understood or specified action.

I’ll be there ASAF.

ASAF by STATT DUNDREWS March 12, 2019

ASAF 

As soon as finished

I'll return to work asaf.

ASAF by 89Duck June 14, 2020

Asaf 

Asaf is a guy that have huge amount of ego which doesn't suit his physical size he's also hated among the friends .

Asaf is the guy that when he'd die none will care enough to even bury him.

''asaf should die''
''he so full of himself, he must be the asaf in the group''

Asaf by yas man May 23, 2020

Asaf 

Anal Succulents Are Flammable

Hey Alan what does Asaf mean?

It’s bad enough to have succulents in your ass, but the knowledge that those succulents are flammable reminds you that, at any moment, a small anal fissure can become explosive at an iHOP.

Asaf by itzikmodagov December 26, 2021

Asaf Master 

Absolute legend, master of his craft. Unusually good at video game "Mine Craft," has managed to break the game's code and managed to fly! An Asaf Master is a person who is suspiciously sus.

Asaf Master fly!

Asaf Master by FortniteGamer711 March 4, 2021

ASAFP 

As Soon As Fucking Possible

We needed those numbers yesterday! Get me that report ASAFP!

ASAFP by belmug October 17, 2003

ASAFP 

To do something As Soon As Fucking Possible, or As Soon As Frickin Possible.

Look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here ASAFP!!!

ASAFP by The Kentucky Yankee May 15, 2005