Armpit

Something someone sniffs and scratches daily, usually covered in a forest of fur. Rubbing it in mayo makes a desirable aroma permeate the surrounding area.

Hi Jessica. Yo armpit so smelly. Can i slap ur butt?
Thanks mom and yes
*spank*
ur so black

by Loser Jessica September 29, 2013

armpit

1. An unfavorable place or region, a backwater or insignificant place. A dive or undesriable business or establishment. 2. A bad part of something. 3. The worst part of a bad thing or place.

Oklahoma is the armpit of the midwest.

by Big Rob August 26, 2004

armpit

A term used to speak about sex when trying to disguise that you are talking about sex. "Armpitting" can also be visually depicted by making a fist and rubbing it in and out on your opposite side armpit.

"Eh, eh , eh???"(while making the armpit sign)

by tank*knowledge January 10, 2009

armpit

A flea breeding ground

May the fleas out 1000 camals infest your armpits!

by Camal Boy October 18, 2003

armpit

Synonym used to describe less desirable areas of the United States. A terrible place. The state of Ohio, (ah-huy-ah).

1. Ohio is certainly the armpit of the nation.

by Hoyt Ledger September 15, 2008

armpit

Something i know you wish you could lick, but never got the chance to.

Guy number 1: Hey bro can i get a lick of your armpit
Guy number 2: WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WHO ARE YOU
Guy number 1: Come on, just one little lick
*calls the police*
Police: 911 what is your emergency?
Guy number 2: HELP, a man broke into my house and wants to lick my armpit
Police: Deal with it asshole

*hangs up*
the End

by im a pancake November 8, 2022

Armpit

Another name for an excuse, because while everybody has armpits/excuses, they all stink.

I don't mean to be an armpit, but my shoulder kinda hurts...

I don't care if you didn't do your homework, stop being an armpit!

by Yobob June 21, 2010