Aris

This man is made of in fried bacon. He has a cool lego gun.

Aris is kinda cringe bro

by Minecraft Noobie March 27, 2021

Aris

Aris is always a he/him.
Aris is the most sexiest man alive. You should definitely have an Aris in your life as a partner.

He has the most perfect penis(male reprod. organ) that any girl desires.

Aris is my best man

by Courtney vox April 18, 2021

Aris

Aris is the name of Aris Velouxiotis, the famous leader of EAM ELAS. So every Aris is a tall handsome guy with a long beard and a huge dick. He is usually a communist. He is overall the perfect guy.

boy 1: Don't let your girl out tonight, I heard Aris is out.
boy 2: ahh shit I already did, guess she's his bitch now.

by johnytravolta November 21, 2021

Aris

1) to be licked, touched, or stared at by a ginger
2) Hugh Jardon
3) a naughty owl

1) man, i was totally Aris'd at last night by tor
2) I LOVE ARIS... and mr wright
3) im not an aris....

by naughtyowl February 4, 2009

Aris

noun. The bottom (english) or fanny (American). Not a contaction of Arse but rather a double rhyming slang: Aristotle - bottle; bottle and glass - ass.

On seeing a well built lady the gentleman commented "Nice Aris!"

by Chris Doyle January 4, 2008

Aris

A very nice person but can be mean and disrespectful at times. He tries is best and is mostly a class clown. Even if he gets on your nerves you always still wanna be his friend.

Your such an aris.
I wish I was aris

by Sheyal February 26, 2017

Aris

Abbreviated rhyming-slang for 'Arse' ('Ass'), spoken by nauseating, self-important, east-London Cockney tossers.

Aris = Aristotle
Aristotle = Bottle
Bottle & Glass = Arse

nb: The words "Glass" and "Arse" ryhme when spoken in an annoying Cockney accent.

"Cor blimey guvnor, i fell right down the ol' apples & pears and landed on me aris, chim chimmeny!

by st0gey March 25, 2005