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Common Norwegian christian name, given to newborns with remarkably over-sized penises
GOD DAMN!!! Look at his third leg - He's an ANDREAS!
andreas by Svennemann April 5, 2008
Sweetheart, goofy but well meaning. Spitfire when upset and easily irritated. Tends to fall into depressive swings, but comes back stronger. Cat lover, but doesn't mind dogs. Appreciates a good goof, dances like the world might end. They tend to be a great shoulder to cry on, but will tell it to you straight if you're being ridiculous. A perfect friend, a passionate partner and a kind soul. Very good tipper, lucky number is probably odd, and prefers a muted color scheme.
Andreas was walking me home and stopped to pick up a cool leaf
Andreas by tearsforfears October 13, 2018
The sexiest man alive
Jill: That celeb is such an Andreas.
Julia: I know right he's so dreamy
Andreas by AndiDandiMANDI January 15, 2019
Andreas are the pengest people in the world. Everyone loves him so much. His bros would totally suck his dick and he’s the smartest person alive. Sometimes an Andreas makes bad decisions especially at like 3am. He sometimes chugs baby milk when he’s bored but that’s ok. He’s the most interesting person in the world and buys the best presents. An Andreas is perfect
Fuck I love Andreas so much
When you walk with a bunch of people and suddenly somebody just disappears without saying anything.
- Dude, where did he go?
- I dont know, i think he did an Andreas.
Andreas by Darkevilbunn January 21, 2012
A guy with a massive cock. Like bigger than everyone else in the class. Expecilly bigger than Simen's cock.
-Oh god, Andreas, you got a MASSIVE COCK!
Andreas by Andy Candyy March 2, 2018