Alleyhead

Getting a blowjob in a dark alleyway, preferably a British one behind a pub.

Tom: What did you do for fun in England?
Paul: Oh, I had some stout from a pub and then proceeded to get an alleyhead from a English chick.
Tom: Sounds fun!

by Hideyo Kitakawa June 8, 2018

Purple Alien Head

A type of LSD that comes in mostly gel tabs. It fucks you up HARD.

Man. I took 5 hits of Purple Alien Head last weeks and I went to all of Venus' moons with a cartoon lizard. It was a blast.

by DapperSwindler October 25, 2008

alien head

A baby's head isn't hard until at least a few months after birth.

It's soft to keep form killing the mother when being born, but this compresses the head into an elongated form kinda like Kiff from Futurama, but in a fucking human!!!!!!
Its truly one of the most horrifying things you can see as the baby's mother.

alien head baby

by kjun December 3, 2009

Alien Head

used to describe te odd shape of ones head. usually and ovalish, long shape much the same as that of Kiff, from Futurama

Ben you have an alien head

by brenton March 10, 2005

aikenhead

a cool guy with expensive sunglasses. werd

i eat aikenheads

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

The Aikenhead

The 'Jasper Aikenhead' is a rather unusual specimen, however not easy to miss. He spends much of his time hanging from the ball-sack, suspended above a jacuzzi filled with turtle cum. When the turtle cum evaporates the 'Jasper Aikenhead' captures the fumes, usually inhaling them through a chalice made of rectuminal tissues. However, it is also known the evaporated turtle cum is used to pleasure the eye socket of the 'Jasper Aikenhead. When in the presence of a 'Jasper Aikenhead' a strong odour can be noticed, it varies, but most often it is a mixture of burnt camel piss and lightly shat second hand Quavers. In the unlikely event that the 'Jasper Aikenhead' has a penis (very unlikely event) it is typically very, very, very small. If a 'Jasper Aikenhead' feels threatened he can deploy his defence mechanism - shitting himself.

Crowd of people; AHHHHHH!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Jasper Aikenhead; *shits himself*

"Hey look, its The Aikenhead"

by Mandingo Flamingo September 13, 2021