Dude I'm suffering from ADS here, when is the EDT.
There is no way I am touching that dance floor while I'm suffering ADS.
There is no way I am touching that dance floor while I'm suffering ADS.
by Rob March 27, 2005
ADS stands for Alcohol & Drug Services.
ADS is a bullshit program where they send teenagers who get caught smoking pot or drinking. During treatment they administer random urine screens and breathalyzers. There are three phases, phase one is drug education and it lasts for five weeks, phase two can be anywhere from 3-9 months long and they will keep you in this phase for as long as possible and ask you a bunch of pointless questions that you'll probably bullshit beacuse all you want to do is move onto phase three so you can be reassured that you'll be able smoke again within the next 4-6 weeks.(I only know of this program in the Northern Virginia area.)
ADS is a bullshit program where they send teenagers who get caught smoking pot or drinking. During treatment they administer random urine screens and breathalyzers. There are three phases, phase one is drug education and it lasts for five weeks, phase two can be anywhere from 3-9 months long and they will keep you in this phase for as long as possible and ask you a bunch of pointless questions that you'll probably bullshit beacuse all you want to do is move onto phase three so you can be reassured that you'll be able smoke again within the next 4-6 weeks.(I only know of this program in the Northern Virginia area.)
by candice D May 14, 2005
I was going down on these two bitches when my ADS started flaring up, so I had them make me sandwiches to make me feel better!
by StickyTits.Jizz May 30, 2011
by toni04 June 15, 2013
An acronym for: Asian Dick Syndrom, that is to say, a person with a very small penis. Almost all Asians are born with it. Not to be confused wth pre-pubescentcy, also commen in Asians.
*In Change-Rooms*
Normal Boy: Man your puny!
Infected Boy: Dude it ain't my fault...its all to blame on ADS!!
Normal Boy: Man your puny!
Infected Boy: Dude it ain't my fault...its all to blame on ADS!!
by Crzy_Kid! May 15, 2008
Stands for All Day Session. On the ale. Or rather lager, given the drinking habits of the lads who employ this term.
May help cure the other ADS.
May help cure the other ADS.
"See you later, I'm off on an ADS with the lads."
by Elli June 03, 2006
by KC42 February 09, 2009