abapur

a dick wearing glasses

-i bought glasses for my dick
+oooo, your dick became an abapur

by i a m September 17, 2018

Fap in a bap

The act of wrapping a hot dog bap around your penis and then proceeding to "fap" (Masturbate).

My mom did the shopping last night, I had a mean fap in a bap.

That twat Rob came into the restaurant yesterday and ordered a hot dog, so I gave him a fap in a bap. Extra mayonnaise.

by Warzawr May 6, 2014

abapt

to adapt a new baseline

XYZ will help you abapt to new industry standards

by D-Baburao November 8, 2019

Abaphany

An abaphany is the opposite of an epiphany.

"oh shoot, i forgot what xanth's point was, i had an abaphany."

by the one and only [f.u.k.] October 16, 2008

abapical

at the lowest point

abapical.

by Word Fangirl August 29, 2016

abapawdoaw

Throwing a shoe at your neighbours window whilst holding a duck with your left hand

"Hey man, I just hit a sick abapawdoaw."

by Oliquililious Neludious 3rd March 2, 2023