Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass! by Silverlock March 30, 2009

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pull a rabbit out of my ass

When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.

The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.

pull a rabbit out of my ass by knowman December 16, 2009

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Pick a rabbit's nose

It is a game created in Minnesota by teenagers that played way to much Call of Duty: Black Ops. The point of this game is to hit the other team's player with a tennis ball. To be "out" the player must be hit twice by the other team. This game could be played in a big field, park or other area that would work. You can have free for all this is were every man fights for himself.

This one time I was playing with friends and I hit one of them in the face with a tennis ball. Also another time we had an all out war at the local park. We came up with Pick a rabbit's nose when we played Black Ops for four hours straight.

Pick a rabbit's nose by Orangeman123 December 31, 2012

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pulling a Rabadi

(verb) Where Roommate A proceeds to jerk off in his own bed 3 minutes after Roommate B turns off the lights - failing to notice or discern that there is absolutely no way that Roommate B could have fallen asleep in only 3 minutes.

Roommate A first climbs under the covers and opens his laptop in bed, with a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues close at hand on his nightstand, and proceeds to jerk off while watching some sort of porn. The masturbation includes moaning, creaking of the bed, and finally climaxes with Roommate A skeeting into his own bedsheets. Roommate B, in shock, then hears Roommate A go to sleep in his freshly skeeted sheets and tossing and turning in his own semen throughout the night.

Roommate B wakes up early the next day (Saturday morning) and witnesses Roommate A already awake (approximately 4-5 hours before he usually gets up on weekdays, let alone weekends) and gathering ONLY his semen filled bed sheets to take to the laundry room.

Jim: "Yo Jones, I heard a lot of sound coming from your room last night, did your roommate finally lose his virginity?"

Jones: "Nah man, he was pulling a Rabadi. Goddamn bastard didn't even wait for me to fall asleep."

Jim: "Damn, that dude has problems."

pulling a Rabadi by silenceIsDiamonds March 18, 2011

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