Ghost in a jar

The result of farting into a jar and closing its lid tight. Makes a horrible gift.

After that bean burrito, I think I could make one helluva ghost in a jar

by chibisatan September 5, 2016

Pony In A Jar

A very sexual project where people release their jizz in a jar where Rainbow Dash is placed.

Pony In A Jar is so disgusting!

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

"dick in a jar" syndrome.

The unfortunate effect of being placed into the "friend zone" or "just a like a brother to me" zone by a potential romantic interest. Upon full maturity of the disease, the person is used in a "break glass in case of emergency" type booty call and then discarded...

There is a very fine line between being chivalrous and ending up with a case of "dick in a jar" syndrome.

by arjo_reich January 11, 2008

Open a Jar of Pickles

To Fart; usually in the Silent But Deadly mode.

Jesus Christ, Paul: Did you just open a jar of pickles?

by goody5 December 10, 2010

looking like a jar of peanut butter

you looking thick

you looking like a jar of peanut butter in those jeans

by Jazgolden January 11, 2017

tits in a jar

When something is as good as it gets.

Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

spam_in_a_jar

a piece of useless crap

*kicks car* stupid spam_in_a_jar!

by big shit brain August 28, 2003