a dick move

A stupid action by someone. An ill advised decision which later had negative consequences

He made a dick move when he started questioning the police officers parentage

by Desperate Dan December 26, 2015

A dick worth sucking

Basically what you say when you agree with a point of view/an attitude that's been expressed/adopted by someone. It means they are worthy of (your) praise. Can be said about a man, a woman, anyone really.

Chick #1 : I think Ronaldo is better than Messi, he just is the GOAT, everyone should accept it, number speak louder than anything Leosexuals could say

Chick #2 : Hun, they can't be compared, they play at different posts, Ronaldo is muscle and hard work ethic, Messi is natural talent, and frankly, they can coexist, I would even say they are complementary, like some sort of Ying and Yang.

Chick #3 : Wow, a dick worth sucking

by maryjanehoelland May 30, 2019

A Dick in the Ass

1. very much like a "slap in the face" but far more foul.

2. getting screwed/dicked over.

3. an insult

first guy: "Dude , she cheated on you with your brother..."
second guy: "that is such a dick in the ass."

by jenn February 2, 2005

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

by Senapi April 21, 2021

A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand

A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.

HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"

by fgsdfsq November 4, 2014

a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand

Sex with a woman is always preferable to jerking off

You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.

C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

a dick load

a huge load ,like a fuck load

I just robbed a servo n and piss bolted with a dick load of cash

by dick load September 21, 2016