balls in a damien

a phrase that is said to replace "oh my god"

Person 1: "I slammed my donger in a car door"
Person 2: "balls in a damien!"

by juoemama June 20, 2022

balls in a damien

phrase to replace "oh my god"

Person 1: "balls in a damien!"
Person 2: "what happened?"
Person 1: "I slammed my donger bonger in a door!"

by sussybakamonger June 20, 2022

balls deep in a damien

when you are really, really in trouble.

When you mom counts down from 3 you should say "Balls deep in a Damien!"

by juoemama August 8, 2022

Suck the ass out of a darren

Smoking a cigarette with great intensity.

Bloke 1: Oi mate feel like a smoke?
Bloke 2: Mate I could absolutely suck the ass out of a darren right now

by Krnc July 12, 2017

Doing a Darren

The act of being a pussy over the smallest thing

Not being able to stand up to ones own mother

dont do a Darren
stop doing a Darren

by coloncaptain May 14, 2020

A Darren

a man who is judgy and eats other people's food

"what do you mean you only got a 97%, why couldn't you get a 100?"

- A Darren

by "Random person yk" February 4, 2023

Pulled a Darren

Scoring below 5% on a test or quiz.

Kid 1: Bruh, I got a 1/50...
Kid 2: Just Pulled a Darren.
Kid 1: Forreal!

by PFEK November 23, 2010