Better Than A Wank

An excuse or a reason that guys use if they fuck an ugly or fat chick.

Jim: I can't believe you fucked that fat chick last nite
Bob: Better than a wank
Jim: True, true

by foshizzle9 October 22, 2009

have a wank

to stimulate one's sexual organs single handily.

James dropped his pants and went to have a wank over trisha’s fat man ass.

Dave “stimulant” Stevens acquired a copy of “transsexual heartbreakers Vol #2” his good friend Lee suggested he should ” have a wank” which he executed and came twice.

by flube November 8, 2003

Taking a wank!

Expression used when you don't want to say what you are up to.

Bob: Hello
Jim: Hello
Bob: What are you up to?
Jim: Taking a wank!

by Hello I am Gay February 17, 2007

should have been a wank

used to describe a person that would have made a better cleanex stain than they do a human

Dave Roberts is so completly useless he realy should have been a wank

by grandmasterbob September 22, 2009

avin'a'wank

Main Entry: u r a wanker
Pronunciation: wanking
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English wanker, present participle of you are a wanker; to be a wanker, from over + wanking and wank
1 : Wanking bird wanker
2 : One who wanks for shock value, like a parrat.

I avin'a'wank, therefore I am parrat.

by Jackoffs R us September 5, 2008

can't get a wank in edgeways

When you really fancy a wank but you're preoccupied with doing something else.

For example "I can't get a wank in edgeways, I've got loads of work to do"

"I had a busy weekend, I couldn't get a wank in edgeways"

by The sting December 23, 2013

son of a wank stain

Knobheads on call of duty ghosts

Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain

by MentalBatmanFTW April 16, 2014